HOOKING UP...GOOD OR BAD FOR YOU?

Dear JEZ-SEZ.com
My Bitches and I decided to write to you to see what you think about "Hooking-UP"! We are so f-ing sick of the guys and this "HOOKING-UP" Bullshit!

At 1st we thought "that's cool-why-not-now WE HATE IT! WHAT DO WE DO?????
signed-
WE R NO HO'S!

Dear LADIES...First off..call yourself
"LADIES because that is exactly what you all are!"

...and don't ANY OF YOU EVER FORGET THAT-

The term "Bitches" has to go! That is what was invented by a jerk, an idiot (who is probably STD'd by now) the same as "HOOK-UPS!"

Treating women and calling them the same as they would a Dog-a Bitch "SOUNDS Like a Moron.."

If you act like one......GET IT LADIES?"

....So the 1st thing you change is your "Attitude"!

Being a Lady is COOL! We "LOVE LADIES!" EVERYONE LOVES A LADY!
Don't ever let anyone tell you different-"HOOKING-UP IS A KEY TO DEATH"!

7 YEARS FROM NOW YOU WILL ALL FIND OUT WHO HAS "AIDS" THEN YOU WILL ALL KNOW "WHO SLEPT WITH WHOM"....WE SUGGEST..."STOP NOW!"

7 Years from NOW....YOU MAY BE THE NEXT LADIES WE WILL BE WATCHING RUN PART OF THIS GREAT FREE WORLD WE LIVE IN! -STAY ALIVE LADIES!WE NEED GREAT WOMEN and MEN.-READ this to the Guys...PUSH there FACE on the Computer! We need them ALIVE AS WELL! YOUR CREW IS THE GENERATION TO RUN THIS FREE WORLD! GET TO WORK!

PICK A CAUSE!

xxxooo
WE CARE ABOUT YOU ALL of you GIRLS & GUYS!
xxxxooooJ
JEZ :-D
URMBFS!



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HELP! SPORTS WIDOW!

My husband never wants to go out when there is a sports game on and we have to stay home while he watches the stupid games all the time! We are sick of it! How can I make him come out with me and the children?signed,HATESPORTS!You can not "MAKE HIM" that would just make you BOTH more unhappy. Let him enjoy his Sports and you enjoy your time with the children. Try to arrange time around the Sports games and let him know in advance. Maybe if you enjoyed getting involved in one of the sporting events you would find that you and the children could "ALL SHARE IN IT WITH YOUR HUSBAND AS A FAMILY!"Who knows..you may wind up buying "Season Tickets to one of them!" That's a Family EVent right there!


"HISTORY IS WRITTEN BY THE SURVIVORS!" xxxooo

MOTHER-IN-LAW PROBLEMS!

My mother-in-law just called me up on the phone and asked me "how is he hung?"She was talking about my newborn son that I just brought home from the hospital!!!I almost passed out from the question!!! I did not respond and she asked again!!!Again I ignored her!!What do I do when she comes over? My husband is useless when it comes to her.signed"SHOCKED"Dear Shocked....Obviously, the woman isan idiot.Your silence the 1st time should have sent bells off in her head but since it didn't and you say your husband is "useless" this leads to a marriage with future problems..."If your husband does not speak up now and see how shameful that is you will be in for a struggling life with the in-law for sure....Have him read this and get some sense into his head!...and NEVER LET THE MOTHER-IN-LAW CHANGE YOR BABIES DIAPERS!

"HISTORY IS WRITTEN BY THE SURVIVORS!" xxxooo